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Back-Lash · Ol'Salt Joined: Dec 15, 2004 Posts: 694 Location: MT.Olive

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
>
> As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
> woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So
> next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to
> walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
> neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
> recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
>
> All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
> of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they
> think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show
> support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of
> alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your
> anti-Muslim sentiment.
>
>
> The American government appreciates your efforts to root
> out terrorists
> and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
> activity. God
> bless America!

Capt_Don · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject:

That'll be right in the throws of the weigh in for the Got-Em-On tournament. Hopefully all the gals will participate. I'll do my part as an observer.

coastie743 · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:47 pm Post subject:

If everyone is doing it, then im getting a lawn chair and parking myself by the loop in Wrightsville!!!!!
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joeman4495 · Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:33 am Post subject:

I think is a great anit-terrorism idea. All the lovely ladies down here should actively participate. I will do my part as an observer.
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